Doc Whiz's Career Reviewer And Parser


Doc Whiz #53

Introduction

If you are an undeclared and undecided student you may want to investigate career options. It only makes sense to declare a major and select classes that will help you get into a career.

If you are into learning for learning's sake, declare general studies or liberal arts. Otherwise consider an area of careers for which you can use as the raison d'etre for a major. To help you consider an area of potential careers, Doc Whiz provides the Career Reviewer And Parser.

Background:

This instrument is based upon the erratic research of Doc Whiz and his Theory of Preference. The Theory of Preference stated in the first person is: "I MAY NOT KNOW EVERYTHING THAT I LIKE, BUT I DO KNOW WHAT I HATE, ABHOR, LOATHE, AND DETEST" (Doc Whiz, 1995).

Instructions:

You will be provided a series of statements in pairs or sets. Select or Click on the statement that best describes you. If you don't feel strongly about a particular statement choice, skip it by clicking on 'NEXT'.
Please enter your email address: Press here to begin

C.R.A.P. Starts Here


Work SETTING


Given a choice, I HATE being....

outdoors in the elements where the sun is too hot, the snow is too cold, the wind is too breezy, the rain is too damp, the bugs are anoying and the wide open spaces give me vertigo.

indoors where the light is artificial, the air is stale, the temperature is never comfortable, the walls are too barren, the furniture is too sterile and the feeling of solitary confinement gives me claustrophobia.

You have 18 more questions to answer.
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Activity INDOORS


I hate....

doing physical handwork because I am all thumbs and couldn't fold a paper airplane if you paid me.

numbers, words, writing, reading, thinking or any activity that approaches literacy or fine culture.

17 questions left.
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Focus INDOORS


I hate....

numbers, math, geometry, physics, technology and I couldn't balance a checkbook or discuss a Bucky Ball or Charm if my life depended on it.

words, grammar, books, literature, art, music and the thought of having to put words together in a sentence to take a message or discuss style makes me want to die.

16 more questions to answer.
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Focus OUTDOORs


I hate....

plants and other living things that require planting, weeding, watering, reaping or the ability to operate large motorized equipment for such purposes.

animals that require breeding, feeding, tending, milking, plucking, killing or anything that may bite or kick me.

plants and animals and only care to see them canned, packaged, or displayed in my local food mart.

15 questions left to answer.
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OUTDOOR Location


I hate....

climbing and any physical labor involving wood, bricks, concrete, wire, poles, or power tools.

digging/spreading and any physical labor involving tar, gravel, dirt, coal, or not seeing daylight.

14 questions left.
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MACHINES


I hate operating machines that go....

vroom, vrooom, vroooommm as they roll along.

rrrr, rrrrrrr, rrrrrrr or click, clickkk, clickkkkk as they grind, press, crush, bend things they contact.

13 more questions to ask.
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LABOR


I hate activities that make me....

sweat, exercise my arms and legs, require lifting or being on my feet for any great length of time.

read, use a pencil or caculator, require thinking or being seated for any great length of time.

12 questions to answer.
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BOSS or EMPLOYEE


I hate....

being in charge or responsible for coordinating the work of others who know less than I do.

having to follow a boss/leader who knows less than I do.

11 questions left.
NEXT


PEOPLE or TASKS


I hate dealing with....

people be they no necks, crumb crunchers, rug rats, kids, teens, adults or gray panthers.

tasks that are assembly, design, clerical, or manipilative in nature.

10 more to go.
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ACTIVITY Novelty


I hate activities that are....

repetitious, sure things, reliable and have elements of skill.

new, suprises, and have elements of chance.

9 questions left to respond to.
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ORGANIZATION Size


I hate being....

a small fish in a big ocean or a peon in a big corporation.

a whale in a pond or an executive in a small enterprise.

8 questions to go.
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Working GROUP


I hate working....

alone with out any other to share credit or blame.

on a team where my efforts will be diluted and unrecognized.

7 posers left.
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TRUST Requirement


I hate....

trusting others in any activity do.

relying on myself alone to complete a difficult activity.

6 more questions.
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Work FASHION


I hate....

dressing in suits, dresses, hose, heels for work.

wearing jeans, shorts, t-shirts, sneakers, boots or articles of clothing with my name embroidered on them to work.

5 more questions.
NEXT


Work DAY


I hate....

a set scheduled 8 hour work day five days a week.

variable hours that may occur any number of days a week.

4 questions left to consider.
NEXT


WAKING for Work


I hate waking....

before daylight.

after noon.

3 questions to answer.
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TEACHER or STUDENT


I hate....

teaching or training others to develop new skills or learn new information.

listening to instructors or learning new skills.

2 questions to go.
NEXT


TECHNOLOGY


I hate....

sciences, computers and technology.

humanities and the arts.

1 question left!
NEXT


PROFESSION


I hate....

jobs or professions requiring liscences, certifications, or advanced degrees.

jobs that require a lot of experience.


You have completed C.R.A.P. Enter submit to receive results.


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Doc Whiz's Last Words

You will receive a copy of your results in your email. Print it out and take it to one of the Career Placement Center counselors at your college or university. This little excercise has identified what you said you hated. Tell the career counselor that you are interested in occupations that DON'T have any of the characteristics you have identified as hating.

For example.... If you hate animals, outdoors, novelty, variable schedules, working alone...... DON'T EVEN THINK OF BECOMING A RANCHER OR A DAIRY FARMER.


Prepare yourself for your future.

The Scans Report for America 2000 noted that to be employable in the higher demand and better paying careers in the future, workers will require skills in the following five areas:
Resources
Allocating time, money, materials, space, and staff.
Interpersonal Skills
Working on teams, teaching others, serving customers, leading, negotiating, and working well with people from culturally diverse backgrounds.
Information
Acquiring and evaluating data; organizing and maintaining files; interpreting and communicating; and using computers to process information.
Systems
Understanding social, organizational, and technological syatems; monitoring and correcting performance; and designing or improving systems.
Technology
Selecting equipment and tools; applying technology to specific tasks; and maintaining and troubleshooting technologies.
(U.S. Dept. of Labor, 1991, p. xvii)

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Copyright 1995, Doc Whiz
Created: 7/20/95 Last Updated: 7/19/02